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The landing gear is stuck on a corporate jet somewhere. All three of the cable news networks are covering this like it's the landing on the beaches of Normandy. They've apparently been covering it for hours. Is the world so dull and unimportant that they have to spend hours watching a plane fly in circles on the off chance that there will be some fireworks when it tries to land? This is getting as absurd as the constant broadcasting of those idiots on the California roadways.


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