Things over heard in our house in the last few months.
Me: No touching the walls!
Ethan: I won't!
Auntie 1: Stop touching the wall!
Ethan: I'm not touching the wall. I'm painting the wall.
With reasoning like that he has a bright future, perhaps in treaty negotiations at the UN.
Sophia: There's no ham on this burger. Just two big pickles.
Sophia: Why are you smiling at me?
Me: You're a cutie pie.
Sophia: I'm not a cutie pie! I'm not even a pie. I'm a girl.
Me: Are you just giving these to me so you can get some more?
At least she's honest about her bribery.
Sophia: Mommy remember what God told you to do. God told you to put two kinds of icing on it.
We need to work on her understanding of theology a bit.
Isaiah: [After hubby picks him up.] You hands are cold!
Hubby reports that Isaiah said this with appropriate cadence and inflection. Every time hubby repeated this story Isaiah got a what-are-you-all-so-excited-about grin on his face.
Sophia: Holy macro Ethan! Cover your cough!
This was one of those moments where you calmly ask for the statement to be repeated before you go find a secluded corner to bust a gut laughing. She was so very serious when she said it.
Stay tuned for more kid sayings.Isaiah will be getting a Dynavox communication device soon. Things will surely be interesting as we all learn how to work with it.