Tales From The Crib

Things heard in my house of late.

  • "You can stop now." Said with admirably droll humor by my ten year old. I guess he doesn't like my singing much.

  • Me: "Hey come here."
    The three year old: "I can't. I'm watching TV." Those of you with old school parents are no doubt flinching as you contemplate how things would have went down had you said that to your parents at any point in your life, including now.

  • This wasn't said by anyone in my house but it could have been: "Look I pooped a dolphin!" Potty training is always an adventure.
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