Tales From The Crib

Things heard in my house of late.
  • "Did you just pee on my computer!!!" Thankfully the answer was no but it could just as easily been yes.

  • Ten year old son to me: "Hold on."
    Six year old daughter calling out from the bathroom: "Did he just say something about a moron?"
    Me: "No, brush your teeth."
    Why does she even know that word?

  • Hubby speaking of the three year old: "She thinks she's dressed."
    Me: "What's she wearing?"
    Hubby: "Go show mommy what you're wearing."
    Three year old: "Uh uh."
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