Tales From The Crib

Things heard in my house of late.

"Did you just pee on my computer!!!" Thankfully the answer was no but it could just as easily been yes.

Ten year old son to me: "Hold on."
Six year old daughter calling out from the bathroom: "Did he just say something about a moron?"
Me: "No, brush your teeth."
Why does she even know that word?

Hubby speaking of the three year old: "She thinks she's dressed."
Me: "What's she wearing?"
Hubby: "Go show mommy what you're wearing."
Three year old: "Uh uh."